how lesbians look at me when i bring my homemade hummus to the party
how lesbians look at me when i bring my homemade hummus to the party
me: so….. see anything interesting lately?
the many eyed creature living in my basement: YOUR LAUNDRY IN THE WASHING MACHINE. IT WAS DONE CYCLING 4 HOURS AGO
me: oh shit i forgot thanks
god i love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home
RAURU
Ahahah, guys I put my jeans on this morning that have holes in and one of the holes lines up perfectly with my tattoo ðŸ˜
Loooook